You’re a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It’s going to be okay.
so this one time in my high school music class, the room was silent and all of a sudden you hear the Kim Possible ringtone and everyone whipped their heads around trying to figure out who it was
and the most popular guy in school whipped out his fucking phone
with the teacher staring at him
and whispers "what’s the sitch?"
i just want there to be one day where this doesn’t get a note and where my dash can live in peace
I’ve read that fanfiction.
This just in, dear listeners: it appears that Night Vale’s unnamed, but increasingly prolific feelings delivery service has been making special rounds this past week, working overtime in honor of Groundhog Day. Easily the most romantic day of the year here in our fair city, the popular service has taken it upon itself to help couples, singles, and an uncomfortably large subset of sexually aware pre-teens celebrate this holiday in an emotionally fulfilling way. As always, their services are free, convenient, and inescapable.
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